Every city has its good and bad points. And while the bad points should always be improved, there is no reason why they can't also be embraced as part of a unique identity.

For example, rush hour downtown trains - an absurdity, but also a reality.

Since it would be far too expensive (and unsightly) to raise the tracks or dig underpasses, why not install video-billboards at the train crossings instead? News headlines, weather, sports scores and upcoming London festivals and events - every 15 minutes, updated twice daily. That way, at least the people waiting for the train to pass would have something to keep them distracted - and informed.